Office of Investigations & Questionable Affairs

Chief Investigator: Thaddeus Grimledger

The facts have been recorded. The excuses have been noted. The truth, regrettably, remains under investigation.

Throughout the lands, adventurers routinely encounter suspicious circumstances, unexplained disasters, questionable decisions, and incidents that everyone involved insists were entirely accidental.

The Wayfarer’s Gazette believes these matters deserve proper investigation.

Under the direction of Chief Investigator Thaddeus Grimledger, a grizzled Dwarf with little patience for incompetence and even less for poorly constructed alibis, the Office of Investigations & Questionable Affairs examines reports of alleged wrongdoing, suspicious mishaps, and extraordinary acts of adventuring negligence.

Through witness interviews, examination of available evidence, and an unwavering commitment to separating facts from excuses, Investigator Grimledger endeavors to uncover what actually happened.

Readers are invited to submit their own suspicious encounters and questionable adventures for consideration.

A word of caution: Submitting a complaint does not guarantee that the investigator will agree with you. In fact, it may result in an investigation of your own conduct.

All findings are issued under the editorial authority of The Wayfarer’s Gazette. Investigator Grimledger holds no official law enforcement authority, regardless of what his badge may suggest.