Nynkies Nimblefingers

OFFICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE RECORDS

OFFICIAL STAFF BIOGRAPHY | RECORD NO. 001

Name: Nynkies Nimblefingers
Race: Goblin
Class: Rogue
Position: Editor-in-Chief
Department: From Nynkies’ Desk
Employment Status: Active

Official Biography

Nynkies Nimblefingers is the founder and Editor-in-Chief of The Wayfarer’s Gazette, an independent publication dedicated to bringing news, community happenings, and occasionally questionable accounts of adventuring life to the people of the realm.

A Goblin Rogue with an uncanny talent for uncovering secrets, Nimblefingers firmly believes that no locked door should stand between the public and a good story. Whether the owner of said door shares this philosophy is considered irrelevant to the pursuit of journalism.

A goblin of considerable ambition and an equally considerable opinion of his own importance, Nimblefingers considers the Gazette an essential institution in the advancement of civilized society.

His responsibilities include overseeing editorial operations, approving submissions, maintaining the newspaper’s reputation, and ensuring that all published material meets his exacting standards.

Those standards are reportedly subject to immediate revision whenever the Editor-in-Chief himself becomes the subject of an article.

Personal Motto: “If there’s a story behind a locked door, I consider that an invitation.”

Professional Characteristics

Mr. Nimblefingers is recognized for his resourcefulness, determination, and unwavering commitment to the Gazette’s success.

He maintains that a successful newspaper requires three things: reliable information, dedicated employees, and an Editor-in-Chief whose authority is never questioned.

The Administrative Office has confirmed the existence of the first two. Verification of the third remains pending.

Administrative Observations

The origins of the surname Nimblefingers have not been conclusively established. The Editor-in-Chief maintains that it is a perfectly respectable family name and has repeatedly requested that further inquiries cease.

Personnel are advised that unauthorized publications concerning Mr. Nimblefingers’ personal adventures may result in disciplinary proceedings.

To date, these proceedings have produced an impressive quantity of paperwork and remarkably few results.

Official Personnel Note

The Editor-in-Chief retains final editorial authority over all Gazette publications.

This authority has, on occasion, proven considerably less effective than anticipated.

Filed by the Office of Administrative Records
The Wayfarer’s Gazette

Record Status: Active
Amendments: Subject to administrative approval

“The truth is priceless. Everything else is negotiable.”

Nynkies Nimblefingers
Founder & Editor-in-Chief, The Wayfarer’s Gazette