Official Office of Repeated Repetitions and Duplicate Duplications
“Why say it once when you can say it again? Twice.”
Official Notice of Departmental Establishment
By order of the appropriate authorities, whose identities remain under review by the Committee for the Identification of Appropriate Authorities, the establishment of The Department of Redundancy Department is hereby officially announced.
This announcement serves as formal notification of the department’s establishment, which shall be further confirmed by a subsequent announcement announcing that the original announcement has been announced.
All concerned parties are advised to take notice of this notice.
Our Mission, Purpose, and Missionary Purpose
The Department of Redundancy Department is committed to ensuring that no matter is addressed only once when it could reasonably, or unreasonably, be addressed several times.
Our responsibilities include the administration of administrative administration, the review of previously reviewed reviews, and the formation of committees tasked with determining whether additional committees are necessary.
We strive to maintain the highest standards of bureaucratic inefficiency through rigorous adherence to procedures that have yet to be written, approved, or deemed necessary.
Official Departmental Services
The Department proudly provides the following essential services:
- Duplicate Documentation: Every document must be submitted in triplicate. Three copies of each triplicate are strongly encouraged.
- Announcement Reannouncements: Official notices confirming that previously issued notices were, in fact, issued.
- Committee Oversight: Committees established to oversee other committees, including committees overseeing committee oversight.
- Procedural Clarifications: Detailed explanations of procedures that have already been explained, followed by additional explanations clarifying the original explanations.
- Administrative Delays: Careful consideration of matters requiring no consideration whatsoever.
Important Notice Regarding Notices
All requests, complaints, inquiries, objections, and requests concerning previous requests must be submitted using Form 3-B, accompanied by Forms 3-B(i), 3-B(ii), and 3-B(iii).
Form 3-B is currently unavailable pending approval of the committee responsible for approving its availability.
Please do not inquire about the status of this process. A committee has already been established to determine whether such inquiries should be permitted.
Editor’s Note: Nynkies Nimblefingers has requested additional funding for the department. The request has been approved, denied, referred to committee, and returned to the editor for clarification. Auntie Agro has suggested setting the entire filing cabinet on fire.
This concludes the official introduction to The Department of Redundancy Department.
A second introduction will be issued should the first introduction prove insufficiently introductory.
Official Notice No. 001-A
Notice of Intent to Issue a Notice
The Department of Redundancy Department hereby announces its intention to issue an official announcement concerning the forthcoming issuance of an announcement.
This notice serves as preliminary notification that said announcement is currently being considered for possible announcement.
A committee has been established to determine whether the announcement requires prior notification.
The committee’s findings will be reviewed by a second committee, pending approval of the Committee for Committee Approval.
Until further notice, no further notices shall be issued without prior notice.
Issued by: The Department of Redundancy Department
Status: Pending Final Preliminary Approval
This notice supersedes no previous notices and shall remain in effect until replaced by an identical notice.
